College Majors

What you can do with various college majors.

Aerospace Engineering - Thats no moon! It's a space station! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!

Anthropology - You could travel to some third world country where they have never had contact with western culture, maybe never have seen anyone like you. You could set up a Pagan Idolatry with yourself as God! Wouldn't that be fun?

Art - Remember the guy who let a monkey throw a bunch of paint on a canvas? That picture sold for thousands of dollars. Who knew there would be such a market for monkey paintings?

Biochemistry - Ever wish you could create life? Maybe you can! With a knowledge of metabolic pathways and biokenetics, flying piranha no longer have to be just a dream.

Chemistry - Androstenedione and synthetic steroids will let you max your pump ,which let you impress women by dead lifting Buicks.

Elementary Education- The minds of young children, yours to mold into your own image. Hundreds of little tikes to do your evil bidding (or if your not evil ,then just regular bidding).

Liberal Arts - You're screwed. Hahaha

Nuclear Chemistry- Today we have atomic bombs with the explosive power of several megatons. (1 megaton=1 million tons of TNT) But if you are anything like me, you'll agree that we could be doing much better. Maybe something like a gigaton. Yeah, that ought to do nicely.

Oceanography - They say the sea forgives all. Not like those mean ol' Mountains, I hate them so much!

Political Science - Did somebody order a recount? As long as there are Democrats, there will be calls for vote recounts. That, and earthy gay shit.

Psychology - Brainwash! (warning : this can and does backfire).